|Linux Computers: 6 of 1023|
... A booming voice says, "Wrong, cretin!", and you notice that you
have turned into a pile of dust.
|Linux Computers: 7 of 1023|
A bug in the code is worth two in the documentation.
|Linux Computers: 8 of 1023|
A bug in the hand is better than one as yet undetected.
|Linux Computers: 9 of 1023|
A certain monk had a habit of pestering the Grand Tortue (the only one who
had ever reached the Enlightenment 'Yond Enlightenment), by asking whether
various objects had Buddha-nature or not. To such a question Tortue
invariably sat silent. The monk had already asked about a bean, a lake,
and a moonlit night. One day he brought to Tortue a piece of string, and
asked the same question. In reply, the Grand Tortue grasped the loop
between his feet and, with a few simple manipulations, created a complex
string which he proferred wordlessly to the monk. At that moment, the monk
From then on, the monk did not bother Tortue. Instead, he made string after
string by Tortue's method; and he passed the method on to his own disciples,
who passed it on to theirs.
|Linux Computers: 10 of 1023|
A complex system that works is invariably found to have evolved from a
simple system that works.
|Linux Computers: 11 of 1023|
[A computer is] like an Old Testament god, with a lot of rules and no mercy.
-- Joseph Campbell
|Linux Computers: 12 of 1023|
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention,
with the possible exceptions of handguns and Tequilla.
-- Mitch Ratcliffe
|Linux Computers: 13 of 1023|
A computer salesman visits a company president for the purpose of selling
the president one of the latest talking computers.
Salesman: "This machine knows everything. I can ask it any quesstion
and it'll give the correct answer. Computer, what is the
speed of light?"
Computer: 186,282 miles per second.
Salesman: "Who was the first president of the United States?"
Computer: George Washington.
President: "I'm still not convinced. Let me ask a question.
Where is my father?"
Computer: Your father is fishing in Georgia.
President: "Hah!! The computer is wrong. My father died over twenty
Computer: Your mother's husband died 22 years ago. Your father just
landed a twelve pound bass.
|Linux Computers: 14 of 1023|
A computer scientist is someone who fixes things that aren't broken.
|Linux Computers: 15 of 1023|
A computer without COBOL and Fortran is like a piece of chocolate cake
without ketchup and mustard.