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My sister opened a computer store in Hawaii.  She sells C shells down
by the seashore.
 
Linux Computers:  502 of 1023

        n = ((n >>  1) & 0x55555555) | ((n <<  1) & 0xaaaaaaaa);
        n = ((n >>  2) & 0x33333333) | ((n <<  2) & 0xcccccccc);
        n = ((n >>  4) & 0x0f0f0f0f) | ((n <<  4) & 0xf0f0f0f0);
        n = ((n >>  8) & 0x00ff00ff) | ((n <<  8) & 0xff00ff00);
        n = ((n >> 16) & 0x0000ffff) | ((n << 16) & 0xffff0000);

                -- C code which reverses the bits in a word.
 
Linux Computers:  503 of 1023

Nearly every complex solution to a programming problem that I
have looked at carefully has turned out to be wrong.
                -- Brent Welch
 
Linux Computers:  504 of 1023

Never make anything simple and efficient when a way can be found to
make it complex and wonderful.
 
Linux Computers:  505 of 1023

Never put off till run-time what you can do at compile-time.
                -- D. Gries
 
Linux Computers:  506 of 1023

Never test for an error condition you don't know how to handle.
                -- Steinbach
 
Linux Computers:  507 of 1023

Never trust a computer you can't repair yourself.
 
Linux Computers:  508 of 1023

Never trust an operating system.
 
Linux Computers:  509 of 1023

Never try to explain computers to a layman.  It's easier to explain
sex to a virgin.
        -- Robert Heinlein

(Note, however, that virgins tend to know a lot about computers.)
 
Linux Computers:  510 of 1023

Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes.
                -- Dr. Warren Jackson, Director, UTCS
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