| Linux Computers: 507 of 1023 |
Never trust a computer you can't repair yourself.
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| Linux Computers: 508 of 1023 |
Never trust an operating system.
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| Linux Computers: 509 of 1023 |
Never try to explain computers to a layman. It's easier to explain
sex to a virgin.
-- Robert Heinlein
(Note, however, that virgins tend to know a lot about computers.)
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| Linux Computers: 510 of 1023 |
Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes.
-- Dr. Warren Jackson, Director, UTCS
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| Linux Computers: 511 of 1023 |
New crypt. See /usr/news/crypt.
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| Linux Computers: 512 of 1023 |
New systems generate new problems.
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| Linux Computers: 513 of 1023 |
*** NEWS FLASH ***
Archeologists find PDP-11/24 inside brain cavity of fossilized dinosaur
skeleton! Many Digital users fear that RSX-11M may be even more primitive
than DEC admits. Price adjustments at 11:00.
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| Linux Computers: 514 of 1023 |
news: gotcha
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| Linux Computers: 515 of 1023 |
Niklaus Wirth has lamented that, whereas Europeans pronounce his name correctly
(Ni-klows Virt), Americans invariably mangle it into (Nick-les Worth). Which
is to say that Europeans call him by name, but Americans call him by value.
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| Linux Computers: 516 of 1023 |
No directory.
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