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Never trust a computer you can't repair yourself.
 
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Never trust an operating system.
 
Linux Computers:  509 of 1023

Never try to explain computers to a layman.  It's easier to explain
sex to a virgin.
        -- Robert Heinlein

(Note, however, that virgins tend to know a lot about computers.)
 
Linux Computers:  510 of 1023

Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes.
                -- Dr. Warren Jackson, Director, UTCS
 
Linux Computers:  511 of 1023

New crypt.  See /usr/news/crypt.
 
Linux Computers:  512 of 1023

New systems generate new problems.
 
Linux Computers:  513 of 1023

*** NEWS FLASH ***

Archeologists find PDP-11/24 inside brain cavity of fossilized dinosaur
skeleton!  Many Digital users fear that RSX-11M may be even more primitive
than DEC admits.  Price adjustments at 11:00.
 
Linux Computers:  514 of 1023

news: gotcha
 
Linux Computers:  515 of 1023

Niklaus Wirth has lamented that, whereas Europeans pronounce his name correctly
(Ni-klows Virt), Americans invariably mangle it into (Nick-les Worth).  Which
is to say that Europeans call him by name, but Americans call him by value.
 
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