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Fortune: 691 - 700 of 1023 from Linux Computers

Linux Computers:  691 of 1023

The absence of labels [in ECL] is probably a good thing.
                -- T. Cheatham
 
Linux Computers:  692 of 1023

The algorithm for finding the longest path in a graph is NP-complete.
For you systems people, that means it's *real slow*.
                -- Bart Miller
 
Linux Computers:  693 of 1023

"The algorithm to do that is extremely nasty.  You might want to mug
someone with it."
                -- M. Devine, Computer Science 340
 
Linux Computers:  694 of 1023

The Analytical Engine weaves Algebraical patterns just as the Jacquard
loom weaves flowers and leaves.
                -- Ada Augusta, Countess of Lovelace, the first programmer
 
Linux Computers:  695 of 1023

"The bad reputation UNIX has gotten is totally undeserved, laid on by people
who don't understand, who have not gotten in there and tried anything."
                -- Jim Joyce, owner of Jim Joyce's UNIX Bookstore
 
Linux Computers:  696 of 1023

The beer-cooled computer does not harm the ozone layer.
                -- John M. Ford, a.k.a. Dr. Mike

        [If I can read my notes from the Ask Dr. Mike session at Baycon, I
         believe he added that the beer-cooled computer uses "Forget Only
         Memory".  Ed.]
 
Linux Computers:  697 of 1023

The best book on programming for the layman is "Alice in Wonderland";
but that's because it's the best book on anything for the layman.
 
Linux Computers:  698 of 1023

The best way to accelerate a Macintoy is at 9.8 meters per second per second.
 
Linux Computers:  699 of 1023

The bogosity meter just pegged.
 
Linux Computers:  700 of 1023

The Buddha, the Godhead, resides quite as comfortably in the circuits of a
digital computer or the gears of a cycle transmission as he does at the top
of a mountain or in the petals of a flower.  To think otherwise is to demean
the Buddha -- which is to demean oneself.
                -- Robert Pirsig, "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance"
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