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Linux Computers:  781 of 1023

The system will be down for 10 days for preventive maintenance.
 
Linux Computers:  782 of 1023

The Tao doesn't take sides;
it gives birth to both wins and losses.
The Guru doesn't take sides;
she welcomes both hackers and lusers.

The Tao is like a stack:
the data changes but not the structure.
the more you use it, the deeper it becomes;
the more you talk of it, the less you understand.

Hold on to the root.
 
Linux Computers:  783 of 1023

The Tao is like a glob pattern:
used but never used up.
It is like the extern void:
filled with infinite possibilities.

It is masked but always present.
I don't know who built to it.
It came before the first kernel.
 
Linux Computers:  784 of 1023

The tao that can be tar(1)ed
is not the entire Tao.
The path that can be specified
is not the Full Path.

We declare the names
of all variables and functions.
Yet the Tao has no type specifier.

Dynamically binding, you realize the magic.
Statically binding, you see only the hierarchy.

Yet magic and hierarchy
arise from the same source,
and this source has a null pointer.

Reference the NULL within NULL,
it is the gateway to all wizardry.
 
Linux Computers:  785 of 1023

The trouble with computers is that they do what you tell them, not what
you want.
                -- D. Cohen
 
Linux Computers:  786 of 1023

The UNIX philosophy basically involves giving you enough rope to
hang yourself.  And then a couple of feet more, just to be sure.
 
Linux Computers:  787 of 1023

The use of anthropomorphic terminology when dealing with computing systems
is a symptom of professional immaturity.
                -- Edsger Dijkstra
 
Linux Computers:  788 of 1023

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be
regarded as a criminal offence.
                -- Edsger W. Dijkstra, SIGPLAN Notices, Volume 17, Number 5
 
Linux Computers:  789 of 1023

The value of a program is proportional to the weight of its output.
 
Linux Computers:  790 of 1023

        The wise programmer is told about the Tao and follows it.  The average
programmer is told about the Tao and searches for it.  The foolish programmer
is told about the Tao and laughs at it.  If it were not for laughter, there
would be no Tao.
        The highest sounds are the hardest to hear.  Going forward is a way to
retreat.  Greater talent shows itself late in life.  Even a perfect program
still has bugs.
                -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming"
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