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Linux Computers:  791 of 1023

The work [of software development] is becoming far easier (i.e. the tools
we're using work at a higher level, more removed from machine, peripheral
and operating system imperatives) than it was twenty years ago, and because
of this, knowledge of the internals of a system may become less accessible.
We may be able to dig deeper holes, but unless we know how to build taller
ladders, we had best hope that it does not rain much.
                -- Paul Licker
 
Linux Computers:  792 of 1023

The world is coming to an end ... SAVE YOUR BUFFERS!!!
 
Linux Computers:  793 of 1023

The world is coming to an end.  Please log off.
 
Linux Computers:  794 of 1023

The world is not octal despite DEC.
 
Linux Computers:  795 of 1023

The world will end in 5 minutes.  Please log out.
 
Linux Computers:  796 of 1023

The young lady had an unusual list,
Linked in part to a structural weakness.
She set no preconditions.
 
Linux Computers:  797 of 1023

THEGODDESSOFTHENETHASTWISTINGFINGERSANDHERVOICEISLIKEAJAVELININTHENIGHTDUDE
 
Linux Computers:  798 of 1023

... there are about 5,000 people who are part of that commitee.  These guys
have a hard time sorting out what day to meet, and whether to eat croissants
or doughnuts for breakfast -- let alone how to define how all these complex
layers that are going to be agreed upon.
                -- Craig Burton of Novell, Network World
 
Linux Computers:  799 of 1023

There are never any bugs you haven't found yet.
 
Linux Computers:  800 of 1023

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