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Linux Computers:  901 of 1023

Vax Vobiscum
 
Linux Computers:  902 of 1023

"Virtual" means never knowing where your next byte is coming from.
 
Linux Computers:  903 of 1023

Vitamin C deficiency is apauling.
 
Linux Computers:  904 of 1023

VMS Beer: Requires minimal user interaction, except for popping the top
and sipping.  However cans have been known on occasion to explode, or
contain extremely un-beer-like contents.
 
Linux Computers:  905 of 1023

VMS is like a nightmare about RXS-11M.
 
Linux Computers:  906 of 1023

VMS version 2.0 ==>
 
Linux Computers:  907 of 1023

Von Neumann was the subject of many dotty professor stories.  Von Neumann
supposedly had the habit of simply writing answers to homework assignments on
the board (the method of solution being, of course, obvious) when he was asked
how to solve problems.  One time one of his students tried to get more helpful
information by asking if there was another way to solve the problem.  Von
Neumann looked blank for a moment, thought, and then answered, "Yes.".
 
Linux Computers:  908 of 1023

<< WAIT >>
 
Linux Computers:  909 of 1023

WARNING!!!
This machine is subject to breakdowns during periods of critical need.

A special circuit in the machine called "critical detector" senses the
operator's emotional state in terms of how desperate he/she is to use the
machine.  The "critical detector" then creates a malfunction proportional
to the desperation of the operator.  Threatening the machine with violence
only aggravates the situation.  Likewise, attempts to use another machine
may cause it to malfunction.  They belong to the same union.  Keep cool
and say nice things to the machine.  Nothing else seems to work.

See also: flog(1), tm(1)
 
Linux Computers:  910 of 1023

Wasn't there something about a PASCAL programmer knowing the value of
everything and the Wirth of nothing?
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