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Fortune: 911 - 920 of 1023 from Linux Computers

Linux Computers:  911 of 1023

We all agree on the necessity of compromise.  We just can't agree on
when it's necessary to compromise.
        -- Larry Wall
 
Linux Computers:  912 of 1023

We are drowning in information but starved for knowledge.
        -- John Naisbitt, Megatrends
 
Linux Computers:  913 of 1023

We are experiencing system trouble -- do not adjust your terminal.
 
Linux Computers:  914 of 1023

We are Microsoft.  Unix is irrelevant.  Openness is futile.  Prepare
to be assimilated.
 
Linux Computers:  915 of 1023

We are not a clone.
 
Linux Computers:  916 of 1023

"We are on the verge: Today our program proved Fermat's next-to-last theorem."
                -- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982
 
Linux Computers:  917 of 1023

We are preparing to think about contemplating preliminary work on plans to
develop a schedule for producing the 10th Edition of the Unix Programmers
Manual.
                -- Andrew Hume
 
Linux Computers:  918 of 1023

We can found no scientific discipline, nor a healthy profession on the
technical mistakes of the Department of Defense and IBM.
                -- Edsger Dijkstra
 
Linux Computers:  919 of 1023

        We don't claim Interactive EasyFlow is good for anything -- if you
think it is, great, but it's up to you to decide.  If Interactive EasyFlow
doesn't work: tough.  If you lose a million because Interactive EasyFlow
messes up, it's you that's out the million, not us.  If you don't like this
disclaimer: tough.  We reserve the right to do the absolute minimum provided
by law, up to and including nothing.
        This is basically the same disclaimer that comes with all software
packages, but ours is in plain English and theirs is in legalese.
        We didn't really want to include any disclaimer at all, but our
lawyers insisted.  We tried to ignore them but they threatened us with the
attack shark at which point we relented.
                -- Haven Tree Software Limited, "Interactive EasyFlow"
 
Linux Computers:  920 of 1023

We don't really understand it, so we'll give it to the programmers.
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