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Fortune: 989 - 998 of 1023 from Linux Computers

Linux Computers:  989 of 1023

You can't take damsel here now.
 
Linux Computers:  990 of 1023

You do not have mail.
 
Linux Computers:  991 of 1023

You don't have to know how the computer works, just how to work the computer.
 
Linux Computers:  992 of 1023

You had mail, but the super-user read it, and deleted it!
 
Linux Computers:  993 of 1023

You had mail.  Paul read it, so ask him what it said.
 
Linux Computers:  994 of 1023

You have a massage (from the Swedish prime minister).
 
Linux Computers:  995 of 1023

You have a message from the operator.
 
Linux Computers:  996 of 1023

You have a tendency to feel you are superior to most computers.
 
Linux Computers:  997 of 1023

You have acquired a scroll entitled 'irk gleknow mizk'(n).--More--

This is an IBM Manual scroll.--More--

You are permanently confused.
                -- Dave Decot
 
Linux Computers:  998 of 1023

You have junk mail.
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