Linux Computers: 992 of 1023 |
You had mail, but the super-user read it, and deleted it!
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Linux Computers: 993 of 1023 |
You had mail. Paul read it, so ask him what it said.
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Linux Computers: 994 of 1023 |
You have a massage (from the Swedish prime minister).
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Linux Computers: 995 of 1023 |
You have a message from the operator.
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Linux Computers: 996 of 1023 |
You have a tendency to feel you are superior to most computers.
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Linux Computers: 997 of 1023 |
You have acquired a scroll entitled 'irk gleknow mizk'(n).--More--
This is an IBM Manual scroll.--More--
You are permanently confused.
-- Dave Decot
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Linux Computers: 998 of 1023 |
You have junk mail.
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Linux Computers: 999 of 1023 |
You have mail.
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Linux Computers: 1000 of 1023 |
You know you've been sitting in front of your Lisp machine too long
when you go out to the junk food machine and start wondering how to
make it give you the CADR of Item H so you can get that yummie
chocolate cupcake that's stuck behind the disgusting vanilla one.
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Linux Computers: 1001 of 1023 |
You know you've been spending too much time on the computer when your
friend misdates a check, and you suggest adding a "++" to fix it.
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