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Look at it this way: Your daughter just named the fresh turkey you brought
home "Cuddles", so you're going out to buy a canned ham. And you're still
drinking ordinary scotch?
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Look at it this way: Your wife's spending $280 a month on meditation lessons to
forget $26,000 of college education. And you're still drinking ordinary scotch?
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Marvin the Nature Lover spied a grasshopper hopping along in the grass,
and in a mood for communing with nature, rare even among full-fledged
Nature Lovers, he spoke to the grasshopper, saying: "Hello, friend
grasshopper. Did you know they've named a drink after you?"
"Really?" replied the grasshopper, obviously pleased. "They've
named a drink Fred?"
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"Mind if I smoke?"
"I don't care if you burst into flames and die!"
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"Mind if I smoke?"
"Yes, I'd like to see that, does it come out of your ears or what?"
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My mother drinks to forget she drinks.
-- Crazy Jimmy
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My uncle was the town drunk -- and we lived in Chicago.
-- George Gobel
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Never delay the ending of a meeting or the beginning of a cocktail hour.
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Never drink from your finger bowl -- it contains only water.
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No, I don't have a drinking problem.
I drink, I get drunk, I fall down.
No problem!
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