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Sam:  What's going on, Normie?
Norm: My birthday, Sammy.  Give me a beer, stick a candle in
      it, and I'll blow out my liver.
                -- Cheers, Where Have All the Floorboards Gone

Woody: Hey, Mr. P.  How goes the search for Mr. Clavin?
Norm:  Not as well as the search for Mr. Donut.
       Found him every couple of blocks.
                -- Cheers, Head Over Hill

Sam:  What's new, Norm?
Norm: Most of my wife.
                -- Cheers, The Spy Who Came in for a Cold One

Coach: Beer, Norm?
Norm:  Naah, I'd probably just drink it.
                -- Cheers, Now Pitching, Sam Malone

Coach: What's doing, Norm?
Norm:  Well, science is seeking a cure for thirst.  I happen
       to be the guinea pig.
                -- Cheers, Let Me Count the Ways

Show respect for age.  Drink good Scotch for a change.

Sleep -- the most beautiful experience in life -- except drink.
                -- W.C. Fields

SMOKING IS NOW ALLOWED !!!
        Anyone wishing to smoke, however, must file, in triplicate, the
        U.S. government Environmental Impact Narrative Statement (EINS),
        describing in detail the type of combustion proposed, impact on
        the environment, and anticipated opposition.  Statements must be
        filed 30 days in advance.

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
                -- Fletcher Knebel

Smoking is, as far as I'm concerned, the entire point of being an adult.
                -- Fran Lebowitz

Smoking Prohibited.  Absolutely no ifs, ands, or butts.

So, is the glass half empty, half full, or just twice as
large as it needs to be?

Some people have no respect for age unless it's bottled.