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Linux Drugs:  139 of 208

Sam:  What's going on, Normie?
Norm: My birthday, Sammy.  Give me a beer, stick a candle in
      it, and I'll blow out my liver.
                -- Cheers, Where Have All the Floorboards Gone

Woody: Hey, Mr. P.  How goes the search for Mr. Clavin?
Norm:  Not as well as the search for Mr. Donut.
       Found him every couple of blocks.
                -- Cheers, Head Over Hill
 
Linux Drugs:  140 of 208

Sam:  What's new, Norm?
Norm: Most of my wife.
                -- Cheers, The Spy Who Came in for a Cold One

Coach: Beer, Norm?
Norm:  Naah, I'd probably just drink it.
                -- Cheers, Now Pitching, Sam Malone

Coach: What's doing, Norm?
Norm:  Well, science is seeking a cure for thirst.  I happen
       to be the guinea pig.
                -- Cheers, Let Me Count the Ways
 
Linux Drugs:  141 of 208

Show respect for age.  Drink good Scotch for a change.
 
Linux Drugs:  142 of 208

Sleep -- the most beautiful experience in life -- except drink.
                -- W.C. Fields
 
Linux Drugs:  143 of 208

SMOKING IS NOW ALLOWED !!!
        Anyone wishing to smoke, however, must file, in triplicate, the
        U.S. government Environmental Impact Narrative Statement (EINS),
        describing in detail the type of combustion proposed, impact on
        the environment, and anticipated opposition.  Statements must be
        filed 30 days in advance.
 
Linux Drugs:  144 of 208

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
                -- Fletcher Knebel
 
Linux Drugs:  145 of 208

Smoking is, as far as I'm concerned, the entire point of being an adult.
                -- Fran Lebowitz
 
Linux Drugs:  146 of 208

Smoking Prohibited.  Absolutely no ifs, ands, or butts.
 
Linux Drugs:  147 of 208

So, is the glass half empty, half full, or just twice as
large as it needs to be?
 
Linux Drugs:  148 of 208

Some people have no respect for age unless it's bottled.
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