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Be wary of strong drink.  It can make you shoot at tax collectors and miss.
                -- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love"

Because the wine remembers.

Beer & Pretzels -- Breakfast of Champions.

Beer -- it's not just for breakfast anymore.

Beggar to well-dressed businessman:
        "Could you spare $20.95 for a fifth of Chivas?"

Best Beer: A panel of tasters assembled by the Consumer's Union in 1969
judged Coors and Miller's High Life to be among the very best. Those who
doubt that beer is a serious subject might ponder its effect on American
history. For example, New England's first colonists decided to drop anchor
at Plymouth Rock instead of continuing on to Virginia because, as one of
them put it, "We could not now take time for further consideration, our
victuals being spent and especially our beer."
        -- Felton & Fowler's Best, Worst & Most Unusual

Booze is the answer.  I don't remember the question.

Brandy-and-water spoils two good things.
                -- Charles Lamb

But, officer, he's not drunk, I just saw his fingers twitch!

Cerebus:        I'd love to lick apricot brandy out of your navel.
Jaka:           Look, Cerebus-- Jaka has to tell you ... something
Cerebus:        If Cerebus had a navel, would you lick apricot brandy out of it?
Jaka:           Ugh!
Cerebus:        You don't like apricot brandy?
                -- Cerebus #6, "The Secret"