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Fortune: 168 - 177 of 208 from Linux Drugs

Linux Drugs:  168 of 208

The water was not fit to drink.  To make it palatable, we had to add whiskey.
By diligent effort, I learned to like it.
                -- Winston Churchill
Linux Drugs:  169 of 208

"The whole world is about three drinks behind."
                -- Humphrey Bogart
Linux Drugs:  170 of 208

The wise and intelligent are coming belatedly to realize that alcohol, and
not the dog, is man's best friend.  Rover is taking a beating -- and he should.
                -- W.C. Fields
Linux Drugs:  171 of 208

There are more old drunkards than old doctors.
Linux Drugs:  172 of 208

There are only two kinds of tequila.  Good and better.
Linux Drugs:  173 of 208

There are two problems with a major hangover.  You feel
like you are going to die and you're afraid that you won't.
Linux Drugs:  174 of 208

There be sober men a'plenty, and drunkards barely twenty; there are men
of over ninety who have never yet kissed a girl.  But give me the rambling
rover, from Orkney down to Dover, we will roam the whole world over, and
together we'll face the world.
                -- Andy Stewart, "After the Hush"
Linux Drugs:  175 of 208

There is nothing wrong with abstinence, in moderation.
Linux Drugs:  176 of 208

There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of your car when
the boss asks for a lift home from the office.
Linux Drugs:  177 of 208

These days the necessities of life cost you about three times what they
used to, and half the time they aren't even fit to drink.
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