Linux Drugs

The wise and intelligent are coming belatedly to realize that alcohol, and
not the dog, is man's best friend.  Rover is taking a beating -- and he should.
                -- W.C. Fields

There are more old drunkards than old doctors.

There are only two kinds of tequila.  Good and better.

There are two problems with a major hangover.  You feel
like you are going to die and you're afraid that you won't.

There be sober men a'plenty, and drunkards barely twenty; there are men
of over ninety who have never yet kissed a girl.  But give me the rambling
rover, from Orkney down to Dover, we will roam the whole world over, and
together we'll face the world.
                -- Andy Stewart, "After the Hush"

There is nothing wrong with abstinence, in moderation.

There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of your car when
the boss asks for a lift home from the office.

These days the necessities of life cost you about three times what they
used to, and half the time they aren't even fit to drink.

They took some of the Van Goghs, most of the jewels, and all of the Chivas!

To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to say it.