| Linux Drugs: 176 of 208 |
There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of your car when
the boss asks for a lift home from the office.
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| Linux Drugs: 177 of 208 |
These days the necessities of life cost you about three times what they
used to, and half the time they aren't even fit to drink.
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They took some of the Van Goghs, most of the jewels, and all of the Chivas!
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| Linux Drugs: 179 of 208 |
To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to say it.
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To one large turkey add one gallon of vermouth and a demijohn of Angostura
bitters. Shake.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald, recipe for turkey cocktail.
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Too ripped. Gotta go.
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Toothpaste never hurts the taste of good scotch.
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Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his
barstool and lay motionless on the floor.
"One thing about Jim," the other said to the bartender, "he sure
knows when to stop."
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Vermouth always makes me brilliant unless it makes me idiotic.
-- E.F. Benson
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We don't smoke and we don't chew, and we don't go with girls that do.
-- Walter Summers
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