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Fortune: 177 - 186 of 208 from Linux Drugs

Linux Drugs:  177 of 208

These days the necessities of life cost you about three times what they
used to, and half the time they aren't even fit to drink.
 
Linux Drugs:  178 of 208

They took some of the Van Goghs, most of the jewels, and all of the Chivas!
 
Linux Drugs:  179 of 208

To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to say it.
 
Linux Drugs:  180 of 208

To one large turkey add one gallon of vermouth and a demijohn of Angostura
bitters.  Shake.
                -- F. Scott Fitzgerald, recipe for turkey cocktail.
 
Linux Drugs:  181 of 208

Too ripped.  Gotta go.
 
Linux Drugs:  182 of 208

Toothpaste never hurts the taste of good scotch.
 
Linux Drugs:  183 of 208

Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his
barstool and lay motionless on the floor.
        "One thing about Jim," the other said to the bartender, "he sure
knows when to stop."
 
Linux Drugs:  184 of 208

Vermouth always makes me brilliant unless it makes me idiotic.
                -- E.F. Benson
 
Linux Drugs:  185 of 208

We don't smoke and we don't chew, and we don't go with girls that do.
                -- Walter Summers
 
Linux Drugs:  186 of 208

What scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch?
                -- J.D. Farley
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