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Linux Drugs:  29 of 208

Coach: What would you say to a beer, Normie?
Norm:  Daddy wuvs you.
                -- Cheers, The Mail Goes to Jail

Sam:  What'd you like, Normie?
Norm: A reason to live.  Gimme another beer.
                -- Cheers, Behind Every Great Man

Sam:  What will you have, Norm?
Norm: Well, I'm in a gambling mood, Sammy.  I'll take a glass of whatever
      comes out of that tap.
Sam:  Oh, looks like beer, Norm.
Norm: Call me Mister Lucky.
                -- Cheers, The Executive's Executioner
 
Linux Drugs:  30 of 208

Coach: What's up, Norm?
Norm:  Corners of my mouth, Coach.
                -- Cheers, Fortune and Men's Weights

Coach:  What's shaking, Norm?
Norm:   All four cheeks and a couple of chins, Coach.
                -- Cheers, Snow Job

Coach:  Beer, Normie?
Norm:   Uh, Coach, I dunno, I had one this week.  Eh, why not, I'm still young.
                -- Cheers, Snow Job
 
Linux Drugs:  31 of 208

Come quickly, I am tasting stars!
                -- Dom Perignon, upon discovering champagne.
 
Linux Drugs:  32 of 208

Come, landlord, fill the flowing bowl until it does run over,
Tonight we will all merry be -- tomorrow we'll get sober.
                -- John Fletcher, "The Bloody Brother", II, 2
 
Linux Drugs:  33 of 208

Don't drink when you drive -- you might hit a bump and spill it.
 
Linux Drugs:  34 of 208

Don't smoke the next cigarette.  Repeat.
 
Linux Drugs:  35 of 208

Drink Canada Dry!  You might not succeed, but it *is* fun trying.
 
Linux Drugs:  36 of 208

Drinking coffee for instant relaxation?  That's like drinking alcohol for
instant motor skills.
                -- Marc Price
 
Linux Drugs:  37 of 208

Drinking is not a spectator sport.
                -- Jim Brosnan
 
Linux Drugs:  38 of 208

Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin
with, that it's compounding a felony.
                -- Robert Benchley
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