Linux Drugs

Coach: What's up, Norm?
Norm:  Corners of my mouth, Coach.
                -- Cheers, Fortune and Men's Weights

Coach:  What's shaking, Norm?
Norm:   All four cheeks and a couple of chins, Coach.
                -- Cheers, Snow Job

Coach:  Beer, Normie?
Norm:   Uh, Coach, I dunno, I had one this week.  Eh, why not, I'm still young.
                -- Cheers, Snow Job

Come quickly, I am tasting stars!
                -- Dom Perignon, upon discovering champagne.

Come, landlord, fill the flowing bowl until it does run over,
Tonight we will all merry be -- tomorrow we'll get sober.
                -- John Fletcher, "The Bloody Brother", II, 2

Don't drink when you drive -- you might hit a bump and spill it.

Don't smoke the next cigarette.  Repeat.

Drink Canada Dry!  You might not succeed, but it *is* fun trying.

Drinking coffee for instant relaxation?  That's like drinking alcohol for
instant motor skills.
                -- Marc Price

Drinking is not a spectator sport.
                -- Jim Brosnan

Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin
with, that it's compounding a felony.
                -- Robert Benchley

Drunks are rarely amusing unless they know some good songs and lose a
lot a poker.
                -- Karyl Roosevelt