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I can't die until the government finds a safe place to bury my liver.
                -- Phil Harris

I distrust a man who says when.  If he's got to be careful not to drink
too much, it's because he's not to be trusted when he does.
                -- Sidney Greenstreet, "The Maltese Falcon"

I don't drink, I don't like it, it makes me feel too good.
                -- K. Coates

I drink to make other people interesting.
                -- George Jean Nathan

I gave up Smoking, Drinking and Sex.  It was the most *horrifying* 20
minutes of my life!

I have just had eighteen whiskeys in a row.  I do believe that is a record.
                -- Dylan Thomas, his last words

I have to think hard to name an interesting man who does not drink.
                -- Richard Burton

I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day.
I haven't had time for tobacco since.
                -- Arturo Toscanini

I may not be able to walk, but I drive from a sitting position.

I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini.
                -- Alexander Woolcott