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Linux Drugs:  71 of 208

I used to have a drinking problem.  Now I love the stuff.
 
Linux Drugs:  72 of 208

I will not drink!
But if I do...
I will not get drunk!
But if I do...
I will not in public!
But if I do...
I will not fall down!
But if I do...
I will fall face down so that they cannot see my company badge.
 
Linux Drugs:  73 of 208

I wish you were a Scotch on the rocks.
 
Linux Drugs:  74 of 208

I'd like to meet the guy who invented beer and see what he's working on now.
 
Linux Drugs:  75 of 208

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.
                -- Fred Allen

[Also attributed to S. Clay Wilson.  Ed.]
 
Linux Drugs:  76 of 208

I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol
that some thinkle peep I am.
It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get.
 
Linux Drugs:  77 of 208

I've always felt sorry for people that don't drink -- remember,
when they wake up, that's as good as they're gonna feel all day!
 
Linux Drugs:  78 of 208

I've always made it a solemn practice to never drink anything stronger
than tequila before breakfast.
                -- R. Nesson
 
Linux Drugs:  79 of 208

I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.
                -- George Gobel
 
Linux Drugs:  80 of 208

If God had intended Man to Smoke, He would have set him on Fire.
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