| Linux Drugs: 71 of 208 |
I used to have a drinking problem. Now I love the stuff.
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| Linux Drugs: 72 of 208 |
I will not drink!
But if I do...
I will not get drunk!
But if I do...
I will not in public!
But if I do...
I will not fall down!
But if I do...
I will fall face down so that they cannot see my company badge.
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| Linux Drugs: 73 of 208 |
I wish you were a Scotch on the rocks.
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| Linux Drugs: 74 of 208 |
I'd like to meet the guy who invented beer and see what he's working on now.
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| Linux Drugs: 75 of 208 |
I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.
-- Fred Allen
[Also attributed to S. Clay Wilson. Ed.]
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| Linux Drugs: 76 of 208 |
I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol
that some thinkle peep I am.
It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get.
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| Linux Drugs: 77 of 208 |
I've always felt sorry for people that don't drink -- remember,
when they wake up, that's as good as they're gonna feel all day!
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| Linux Drugs: 78 of 208 |
I've always made it a solemn practice to never drink anything stronger
than tequila before breakfast.
-- R. Nesson
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| Linux Drugs: 79 of 208 |
I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.
-- George Gobel
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| Linux Drugs: 80 of 208 |
If God had intended Man to Smoke, He would have set him on Fire.
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