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It's gonna be alright,
It's almost midnight,
And I've got two more bottles of wine.

It's the same old story; boy meets beer, boy drinks beer... boy gets
another beer.
                -- Cheers

It's useless to try to hold some people to anything they say while they're
madly in love, drunk, or running for office.

Keep America beautiful.  Swallow your beer cans.

Kiss a non-smoker; taste the difference.

Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray.

Lady Astor was giving a costume ball and Winston Churchill asked her what
disguise she would recommend for him.  She replied, "Why don't you come
sober, Mr. Prime Minister?"

Let the worthy citizens of Chicago get their liquor the best way
they can. I'm sick of the job.  It's a thankless one and full of grief.
                -- Al Capone

Life, like beer, is merely borrowed.
                -- Don Reed

Look at it this way: Your daughter just named the fresh turkey you brought
home "Cuddles", so you're going out to buy a canned ham.  And you're still
drinking ordinary scotch?