| Linux Drugs: 96 of 208 |
Keep America beautiful. Swallow your beer cans.
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| Linux Drugs: 97 of 208 |
Kiss a non-smoker; taste the difference.
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| Linux Drugs: 98 of 208 |
Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray.
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| Linux Drugs: 99 of 208 |
Lady Astor was giving a costume ball and Winston Churchill asked her what
disguise she would recommend for him. She replied, "Why don't you come
sober, Mr. Prime Minister?"
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| Linux Drugs: 100 of 208 |
Let the worthy citizens of Chicago get their liquor the best way
they can. I'm sick of the job. It's a thankless one and full of grief.
-- Al Capone
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| Linux Drugs: 101 of 208 |
Life, like beer, is merely borrowed.
-- Don Reed
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| Linux Drugs: 102 of 208 |
Look at it this way: Your daughter just named the fresh turkey you brought
home "Cuddles", so you're going out to buy a canned ham. And you're still
drinking ordinary scotch?
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| Linux Drugs: 103 of 208 |
Look at it this way: Your wife's spending $280 a month on meditation lessons to
forget $26,000 of college education. And you're still drinking ordinary scotch?
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| Linux Drugs: 104 of 208 |
Marvin the Nature Lover spied a grasshopper hopping along in the grass,
and in a mood for communing with nature, rare even among full-fledged
Nature Lovers, he spoke to the grasshopper, saying: "Hello, friend
grasshopper. Did you know they've named a drink after you?"
"Really?" replied the grasshopper, obviously pleased. "They've
named a drink Fred?"
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| Linux Drugs: 105 of 208 |
"Mind if I smoke?"
"I don't care if you burst into flames and die!"
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