Linux Ethnic

When I first arrived in this country I had only fifteen cents in my pocket
and a willingness to compromise.
                -- Weber cartoon caption

When I saw a sign on the freeway that said, "Los Angeles 445 miles," I said
to myself, "I've got to get out of this lane."
                -- Franklyn Ajaye

When you become used to never being alone, you may consider yourself
Americanized.

Would the last person to leave Michigan please turn out the lights?

Yawd [noun, Bostonese]:  the campus of Have Id.
                -- Webster's Unafraid Dictionary

Yes, I've now got this nice little apartment in New York, one of those
L-shaped ones.  Unfortunately, it's a lower case l.
                -- Rita Rudner

You always have the option of pitching baseballs at empty spray paint cans
in a cul-de-sac in a Cleveland suburb.

You don't move to Edina, you achieve Edina.
                -- Guindon

You know you're in a small town when...
        You don't use turn signals because everybody knows where you're going.
        You're born on June 13 and your family receives gifts from the local
                merchants because you're the first baby of the year.
        Everyone knows whose credit is good, and whose wife isn't.
        You speak to each dog you pass, by name... and he wags his tail.
        You dial the wrong number, and talk for 15 minutes anyway.
        You write a check on the wrong bank and it covers you anyway.