Linux Food

What is important is food, money and opportunities for scoring off one's
enemies.  Give a man these three things and you won't hear much squawking
out of him.
                -- Brian O'Nolan, "The Best of Myles"

When a person goes on a diet, the first thing he loses is his temper.

When all else fails, EAT!!!

When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional
cheese dip.
                -- Ignatius Reilly

        "When you wake up in the morning, Pooh," said Piglet at last,
"what's the first thing you say to yourself?"
        "What's for breakfast?" said Pooh.  "What do you say, Piglet?"
        "I say, I wonder what's going to happen exciting today?" said Piglet.
        Pooh nodded thoughtfully.  "It's the same thing," he said.

When you're dining out and you suspect something's wrong, you're probably right.

Where do you go to get anorexia?
                -- Shelley Winters

While it may be true that a watched pot never boils, the one you don't
keep an eye on can make an awful mess of your stove.
                -- Edward Stevenson

Whoever tells a lie cannot be pure in heart -- and only the pure in heart
can make a good soup.
                -- Ludwig Van Beethoven

Why do so many foods come packaged in plastic?  It's quite uncanny.