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Linux Drugs:  65 of 208

I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day.
I haven't had time for tobacco since.
                -- Arturo Toscanini
 
Linux Drugs:  66 of 208

I may not be able to walk, but I drive from a sitting position.
 
Linux Drugs:  67 of 208

I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry Martini.
                -- Alexander Woolcott
 
Linux Drugs:  68 of 208

I never said all Democrats were saloonkeepers; what I said was all
saloonkeepers were Democrats.
 
Linux Drugs:  69 of 208

I never take work home with me; I always leave it in some bar along the way.
 
Linux Drugs:  70 of 208

I suppose that in a few hours I will sober up. That's such a sad
thought. I think I'll have a few more drinks to prepare myself.
 
Linux Drugs:  71 of 208

I used to have a drinking problem.  Now I love the stuff.
 
Linux Drugs:  72 of 208

I will not drink!
But if I do...
I will not get drunk!
But if I do...
I will not in public!
But if I do...
I will not fall down!
But if I do...
I will fall face down so that they cannot see my company badge.
 
Linux Drugs:  73 of 208

I wish you were a Scotch on the rocks.
 
Linux Drugs:  74 of 208

I'd like to meet the guy who invented beer and see what he's working on now.
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