Linux Humorists
fortune: 11 - 20 of 196 from linux humorists
Motd - Message of the Day
Humor, Quotes, Proverbs, Aphorisms...
Daily Fortunes Feed Subscribe - Daily Fortunes -
Daily fortunes for your site
Jul 5, 2020
Motd Home     Daily Fortunes     Best of Fortunes     Worst of Fortunes

Linux Humorists

Fortune: 11 - 20 of 196 from Linux Humorists

Linux Humorists:  11 of 196

And now for something completely different.
Linux Humorists:  12 of 196

And now for something completely the same.
Linux Humorists:  13 of 196

        "Are you sure you're not an encyclopedia salesman?"
        No, Ma'am.  Just a burglar, come to ransack the flat."
                -- Monty Python
Linux Humorists:  14 of 196

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" -- probably because it's
so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
                -- Woody Allen
Linux Humorists:  15 of 196

Being Ymor's right-hand man was like being gently flogged to death with
scented bootlaces.
                -- Terry Pratchett, "The Colour of Magic"
Linux Humorists:  16 of 196

Bernard Shaw is an excellent man; he has not an enemy in the world, and
none of his friends like him either.
                -- Oscar Wilde
Linux Humorists:  17 of 196

"Boy, life takes a long time to live."
                -- Steven Wright
Linux Humorists:  18 of 196

Bozo is the Brotherhood of Zips and Others.  Bozos are people who band
together for fun and profit.  They have no jobs.  Anybody who goes on a
tour is a Bozo. Why does a Bozo cross the street?  Because there's a Bozo
on the other side. It comes from the phrase vos otros, meaning others.
They're the huge, fat, middle waist.  The archetype is an Irish drunk
clown with red hair and nose, and pale skin.  Fields, William Bendix.
Everybody tends to drift toward Bozoness.  It has Oz in it.  They mean
well.  They're straight-looking except they've got inflatable shoes.  They
like their comforts.  The Bozos have learned to enjoy their free time,
which is all the time.
                -- Firesign Theatre, "If Bees Lived Inside Your Head"
Linux Humorists:  19 of 196

But I always fired into the nearest hill or, failing that, into blackness.
I meant no harm;  I just liked the explosions.  And I was careful never to
kill more than I could eat.
                -- Raoul Duke
Linux Humorists:  20 of 196

"But I don't like Spam!!!!"
« Prev Random Linux Humorists   Next »
« Prev  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  Next »
Search [help]

About  |  Contact Us  |  Terms of Use  |  Privacy & Disclosure
FreeBsd Quotes  |  Linux Quotes