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Fortune: 110 - 119 of 196 from Linux Humorists

Linux Humorists:  110 of 196

I'll be comfortable on the couch.  Famous last words.
                -- Lenny Bruce
 
Linux Humorists:  111 of 196

I'm going to Boston to see my doctor.  He's a very sick man.
                -- Fred Allen
 
Linux Humorists:  112 of 196

I'm going to give my psychoanalyst one more year, then I'm going to Lourdes.
                -- Woody Allen
 
Linux Humorists:  113 of 196

I'm going to live forever, or die trying!
                -- Spider Robinson
 
Linux Humorists:  114 of 196

I'm not afraid of death -- I just don't want to be there when it happens.
                -- Woody Allen
 
Linux Humorists:  115 of 196

I've had a perfectly wonderful evening.  But this wasn't it.
                -- Groucho Marx
 
Linux Humorists:  116 of 196

If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would
have made them cute and furry.
                -- Dave Barry
 
Linux Humorists:  117 of 196

If only Dionysus were alive!  Where would he eat?
                -- Woody Allen
 
Linux Humorists:  118 of 196

If only God would give me some clear sign!  Like making a large deposit
in my name at a Swiss bank.
                -- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"
 
Linux Humorists:  119 of 196

If you live to the age of a hundred you have it made because very few
people die past the age of a hundred.
                -- George Burns
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