| Linux Humorists: 183 of 196 |
What's another word for "thesaurus"?
-- Steven Wright
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| Linux Humorists: 184 of 196 |
When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if
I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?"
-- Steven Wright
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| Linux Humorists: 185 of 196 |
When I was little, I went into a pet shop and they asked how big I'd get.
-- Rodney Dangerfield
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| Linux Humorists: 186 of 196 |
When I woke up this morning, my girlfriend asked if I had slept well.
I said, "No, I made a few mistakes."
-- Steven Wright
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| Linux Humorists: 187 of 196 |
Where humor is concerned there are no standards -- no one can say what
is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith
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| Linux Humorists: 188 of 196 |
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
-- Steven Wright
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| Linux Humorists: 189 of 196 |
Will Rogers never met you.
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| Linux Humorists: 190 of 196 |
Winny and I lived in a house that ran on static electricity...
If you wanted to run the blender, you had to rub balloons on your
head... if you wanted to cook, you had to pull off a sweater real quick...
-- Steven Wright
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| Linux Humorists: 191 of 196 |
Would you *really* want to get on a non-stop flight?
-- George Carlin
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| Linux Humorists: 192 of 196 |
You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
-- Steven Wright
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