| Linux Humorists: 185 of 196 |
When I was little, I went into a pet shop and they asked how big I'd get.
-- Rodney Dangerfield
|
|
| |
| Linux Humorists: 186 of 196 |
When I woke up this morning, my girlfriend asked if I had slept well.
I said, "No, I made a few mistakes."
-- Steven Wright
|
|
| |
| Linux Humorists: 187 of 196 |
Where humor is concerned there are no standards -- no one can say what
is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith
|
|
| |
| Linux Humorists: 188 of 196 |
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
-- Steven Wright
|
|
| |
| Linux Humorists: 189 of 196 |
Will Rogers never met you.
|
|
| |
| Linux Humorists: 190 of 196 |
Winny and I lived in a house that ran on static electricity...
If you wanted to run the blender, you had to rub balloons on your
head... if you wanted to cook, you had to pull off a sweater real quick...
-- Steven Wright
|
|
| |
| Linux Humorists: 191 of 196 |
Would you *really* want to get on a non-stop flight?
-- George Carlin
|
|
| |
| Linux Humorists: 192 of 196 |
You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
-- Steven Wright
|
|
| |
| Linux Humorists: 193 of 196 |
"You know, it's at times like this when I'm trapped in a Vogon
airlock with a man from Betelgeuse and about to die of asphyxiation in
deep space that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me
when I was young!"
"Why, what did she tell you?"
"I don't know, I didn't listen."
-- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
|
|
| |
| Linux Humorists: 194 of 196 |
You may already be a loser.
-- Form letter received by Rodney Dangerfield.
|
|
