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Linux Law

Fortune: 111 - 120 of 202 from Linux Law

Linux Law:  111 of 202

In Columbia, Pennsylvania, it is against the law for a pilot to tickle
a female flying student under her chin with a feather duster in order
to get her attention.
 
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In Corning, Iowa, it's a misdemeanor for a man to ask his wife to ride
in any motor vehicle.
 
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In Denver it is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.
 
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In Devon, Connecticut, it is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.
 
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In Greene, New York, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on
the sidewalks when a concert is on.
 
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In Lexington, Kentucky, it's illegal to carry an ice cream cone in your pocket.
 
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In Lowes Crossroads, Delaware, it is a violation of local law for any
pilot or passenger to carry an ice cream cone in their pocket while
either flying or waiting to board a plane.
 
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        In Memphis, Tennessee, it is illegal for a woman to drive a car unless
there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red
flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians.
 
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In Ohio, if you ignore an orator on Decoration day to such an extent as
to publicly play croquet or pitch horseshoes within one mile of the
speaker's stand, you can be fined $25.00.
 
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In Pocataligo, Georgia, it is a violation for a woman over 200 pounds
and attired in shorts to pilot or ride in an airplane.
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