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Linux Law:  145 of 202

Let's say your wedding ring falls into your toaster, and when you stick
your hand in to retrieve it, you suffer Pain and Suffering as well as
Mental Anguish.  You would sue:

* The toaster manufacturer, for failure to include, in the instructions
  section that says you should never never never ever stick you hand
  into the toaster, the statement "Not even if your wedding ring falls
  in there".

* The store where you bought the toaster, for selling it to an obvious
  cretin like yourself.

* Union Carbide Corporation, which is not directly responsible in this
  case, but which is feeling so guilty that it would probably send you
  a large cash settlement anyway.
                -- Dave Barry
 
Linux Law:  146 of 202

... Logically incoherent, semantically incomprehensible, and legally ...
impeccable!
 
Linux Law:  147 of 202

Loud burping while walking around the airport is prohibited in Halstead, Kansas.
 
Linux Law:  148 of 202

Marijuana will be legal some day, because the many law students
who now smoke pot will someday become congressmen and legalize
it in order to protect themselves.
                -- Lenny Bruce
 
Linux Law:  149 of 202

Men often believe -- or pretend -- that the "Law" is something sacred, or
at least a science -- an unfounded assumption very convenient to governments.
 
Linux Law:  150 of 202

Minors in Kansas City, Missouri, are not allowed to purchase cap pistols;
they may buy shotguns freely, however.
 
Linux Law:  151 of 202

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.  There might be a
law against it by that time.
 
Linux Law:  152 of 202

NEVER swerve to hit a lawyer riding a bicycle -- it might be your bicycle.
 
Linux Law:  153 of 202

New Hampshire law forbids you to tap your feet, nod your head, or in
any way keep time to the music in a tavern, restaurant, or cafe.
 
Linux Law:  154 of 202

Of course it's the murder weapon.  Who would frame someone with a fake?
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