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And then there was the lawyer that stepped in cow manure and thought
he was melting...
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Another day, another dollar.
-- Vincent J. Fuller, defense lawyer for John Hinckley,
upon Hinckley's acquittal for shooting President Ronald
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Anti-trust laws should be approached with exactly that attitude.
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Atlanta makes it against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole
or street lamp.
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Attorney General Edwin Meese III explained why the Supreme Court's Miranda
decision (holding that subjects have a right to remain silent and have a
lawyer present during questioning) is unnecessary: "You don't have many
suspects who are innocent of a crime. That's contradictory. If a person
is innocent of a crime, then he is not a suspect."
-- U.S. News and World Report, 10/14/85
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Be frank and explicit with your lawyer ... it is his business to confuse
the issue afterwards.
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Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.
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Being a miner, as soon as you're too old and tired and sick and stupid to
do your job properly, you have to go, where the very opposite applies with
-- Beyond the Fringe
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Between grand theft and a legal fee, there only stands a law degree.
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... but as records of courts and justice are admissible, it can easily be
proved that powerful and malevolent magicians once existed and were a scourge
to mankind. The evidence (including confession) upon which certain women
were convicted of witchcraft and executed was without a flaw; it is still
unimpeachable. The judges' decisions based on it were sound in logic and
in law. Nothing in any existing court was ever more thoroughly proved than
the charges of witchcraft and sorcery for which so many suffered death. If
there were no witches, human testimony and human reason are alike destitute
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"