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Fortune: 88 - 97 of 202 from Linux Law

Linux Law:  88 of 202

Humor in the Court:
Q: Could you see him from where you were standing?
A: I could see his head.
Q: And where was his head?
A: Just above his shoulders.
 
Linux Law:  89 of 202

Humor in the Court:
Q: Did you tell your lawyer that your husband had offered you indignities?
A: He didn't offer me nothing; he just said I could have the furniture.
 
Linux Law:  90 of 202

Humor in the Court:
Q: Now, you have investigated other murders, have you not, where there was
   a victim?
 
Linux Law:  91 of 202

Humor in the Court:
Q: So, after the anesthesia, when you came out of it, what did you observe
   with respect to your scalp?
A: I didn't see my scalp the whole time I was in the hospital.
Q: It was covered?
A: Yes, bandaged.
Q: Then, later on.. what did you see?
A: I had a skin graft. My whole buttocks and leg were removed and put on top
   of my head.
 
Linux Law:  92 of 202

Humor in the Court:
Q: The truth of the matter is that you were not an unbiased, objective
   witness, isn't it. You too were shot in the fracas?
A: No, sir. I was shot midway between the fracas and the naval.
 
Linux Law:  93 of 202

Humor in the Court:
Q: What can you tell us about the truthfulness and veracity of this defendant?
A: Oh, she will tell the truth. She said she'd kill that sonofabitch--and
   she did!
 
Linux Law:  94 of 202

Humor in the Court:
Q: What is the meaning of sperm being present?
A: It indicates intercourse.
Q: Male sperm?
A. That is the only kind I know.
 
Linux Law:  95 of 202

Humor in the Court:
Q: What is your relationship with the plaintiff?
A: She is my daughter.
Q: Was she your daughter on February 13, 1979?
 
Linux Law:  96 of 202

I need another lawyer like I need another hole in my head.
                -- Fratianno
 
Linux Law:  97 of 202

I remember when legal used to mean lawful, now it means some
kind of loophole.
                -- Leo Kessler
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