Linux Love

Timing must be perfect now.  Two-timing must be better than perfect.

To be loved is very demoralizing.
                -- Katharine Hepburn

To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three
parts dead.
                -- Bertrand Russell

Total strangers need love, too; and I'm stranger than most.

True happiness will be found only in true love.

Under deadline pressure for the next week.  If you want something, it can wait.
Unless it's blind screaming paroxysmally hedonistic...

We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack.
                -- Marie Ebner von Eschenbach

What is irritating about love is that it is a crime that requires an accomplice.
                -- Charles Baudelaire

When your life is a leaf that the seasons tear off and condemn
They will bind you with love that is graceful and green as a stem.
                -- Leonard Cohen, "Sisters of Mercy"

Why I Can't Go Out With You:

I'd LOVE to, but ...
        -- I have to floss my cat.
        -- I've dedicated my life to linguini.
        -- I need to spend more time with my blender.
        -- it wouldn't be fair to the other Beautiful People.
        -- it's my night to pet the dog/ferret/goldfish.
        -- I'm going downtown to try on some gloves.
        -- I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products.
        -- I'm going down to the bakery to watch the buns rise.
        -- I have an appointment with a cuticle specialist.
        -- I have some really hard words to look up.
        -- I've got a Friends of the Lowly Rutabaga meeting.
        -- I promised to help a friend fold road maps.