Linux Love

Why I Can't Go Out With You:

I'd LOVE to, but...
        -- I've got a Friends of the Lowly Rutabaga meeting.
        -- I promised to help a friend fold road maps.
        -- I've been scheduled for a karma transplant.
        -- I'm staying home to work on my cottage cheese sculpture.
        -- It's my parakeet's bowling night.
        -- I'm building a plant from a kit.
        -- There's a disturbance in the Force.
        -- I'm doing door-to-door collecting for static cling.
        -- I'm teaching my ferret to yodel.
        -- My crayons all melted together.

"Why must you tell me all your secrets when it's hard enough to love
you knowing nothing?"
                -- Lloyd Cole and the Commotions

Without love intelligence is dangerous;
without intelligence love is not enough.
                -- Ashley Montagu

Wouldn't this be a great world if being insecure and desperate were a turn-on?
                -- "Broadcast News"

Yeah, there are more important things in life than money, but they won't go
out with you if you don't have any.

You shouldn't have to pay for your love with your bones and your flesh.
                -- Pat Benatar, "Hell is for Children"