Linux Love

I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you.
                -- Roy Croft

I loved her with a love thirsty and desperate. I felt that we two might commit
some act so atrocious that the world, seeing us, would find it irresistible.
                -- Gene Wolfe, "The Shadow of the Torturer"

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.
                -- Mae West

I think a relationship is like a shark.  It has to constantly move forward
or it dies.  Well, what we have on our hands here is a dead shark.
                -- Woody Allen

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
                -- Mae West

I used to think romantic love was a neurosis shared by two, a supreme
foolishness.  I no longer thought that.  There's nothing foolish in
loving anyone.  Thinking you'll be loved in return is what's foolish.
                -- Rita Mae Brown

"I'd love to go out with you, but I did my own thing and now I've got
to undo it."

"I'd love to go out with you, but I have to floss my cat."

"I'd love to go out with you, but I have to stay home and see if I snore."

"I'd love to go out with you, but I never go out on days that end in `Y.'"