Linux Love: 30 of 151 |
I think a relationship is like a shark. It has to constantly move forward
or it dies. Well, what we have on our hands here is a dead shark.
-- Woody Allen
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Linux Love: 31 of 151 |
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-- Mae West
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Linux Love: 32 of 151 |
I used to think romantic love was a neurosis shared by two, a supreme
foolishness. I no longer thought that. There's nothing foolish in
loving anyone. Thinking you'll be loved in return is what's foolish.
-- Rita Mae Brown
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Linux Love: 33 of 151 |
"I'd love to go out with you, but I did my own thing and now I've got
to undo it."
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Linux Love: 34 of 151 |
"I'd love to go out with you, but I have to floss my cat."
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Linux Love: 35 of 151 |
"I'd love to go out with you, but I have to stay home and see if I snore."
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Linux Love: 36 of 151 |
"I'd love to go out with you, but I never go out on days that end in `Y.'"
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Linux Love: 37 of 151 |
"I'd love to go out with you, but I want to spend more time with my blender."
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Linux Love: 38 of 151 |
"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm attending the opening of my garage door."
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Linux Love: 39 of 151 |
"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm converting my calendar watch from
Julian to Gregorian."
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