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Fortune: 41 - 50 of 151 from Linux Love

Linux Love:  41 of 151

"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm having all my plants neutered."
 
Linux Love:  42 of 151

"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm staying home to work on my
cottage cheese sculpture."
 
Linux Love:  43 of 151

"I'd love to go out with you, but I'm taking punk totem pole carving."
 
Linux Love:  44 of 151

"I'd love to go out with you, but I've been scheduled for a karma transplant."
 
Linux Love:  45 of 151

"I'd love to go out with you, but it's my parakeet's bowling night."
 
Linux Love:  46 of 151

"I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV."
 
Linux Love:  47 of 151

"I'd love to go out with you, but the last time I went out, I never came back."
 
Linux Love:  48 of 151

"I'd love to go out with you, but the man on television told me to say tuned."
 
Linux Love:  49 of 151

"I'd love to go out with you, but there are important world issues that
need worrying about."
 
Linux Love:  50 of 151

I'd love to kiss you, but I just washed my hair.
                -- Bette Davis, "Cabin in the Cotton"
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