Linux Love

Absence is to love what wind is to fire.  It extinguishes the small,
it enkindles the great.

All the passions make us commit faults; love makes us commit the most
ridiculous ones.
                -- La Rochefoucauld

Always there remain portions of our heart into which no one is able to enter,
invite them as we may.

Bondage maybe, discipline never!
                -- T.K.

Distrust all those who love you extremely upon a very slight acquaintance
and without any visible reason.
                -- Lord Chesterfield

Don't despair; your ideal lover is waiting for you around the corner.

Falling in Love
        When two people have been on enough dates, they generally fall in
love.  You can tell you're in love by the way you feel: your head becomes
light, your heart leaps within you, you feel like you're walking on air,
and the whole world seems like a wonderful and happy place.  Unfortunately,
these are also the four warning signs of colon disease, so it's always a
good idea to check with your doctor.
                -- Dave Barry

Falling in love is a lot like dying.  You never get to do it enough to
become good at it.

Finish the sentence below in 25 words or less:

        "Love is what you feel just before you give someone a good ..."

Mail your answer along with the top half of your supervisor to:

        P.O. Box 35
        Baffled Greek, Michigan

Give me chastity and continence, but not just now.
                -- St. Augustine