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Fortune: 68 - 77 of 151 from Linux Love

Linux Love:  68 of 151

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea.
 
Linux Love:  69 of 151

Love at first sight is one of the greatest labor-saving devices the
world has ever seen.
 
Linux Love:  70 of 151

Love cannot be much younger than the lust for murder.
                -- Sigmund Freud
 
Linux Love:  71 of 151

Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to love.
                -- Publius Vergilius Maro (Virgil)
 
Linux Love:  72 of 151

Love is a grave mental disease.
                -- Plato
 
Linux Love:  73 of 151

Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra, which suddenly flips
over, pinning you underneath.  At night the ice weasels come.
                -- Matt Groening, "Love is Hell"
 
Linux Love:  74 of 151

Love is always open arms.  With arms open you allow love to come and
go as it wills, freely, for it will do so anyway.  If you close your
arms about love you'll find you are left only holding yourself.
 
Linux Love:  75 of 151

Love is being stupid together.
                -- Paul Valery
 
Linux Love:  76 of 151

Love is dope, not chicken soup.  I mean, love is something to be passed
around freely, not spooned down someone's throat for their own good by a
Jewish mother who cooked it all by herself.
 
Linux Love:  77 of 151

Love is in the offing.
                -- The Homicidal Maniac
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