Linux Love

Love at first sight is one of the greatest labor-saving devices the
world has ever seen.

Love cannot be much younger than the lust for murder.
                -- Sigmund Freud

Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to love.
                -- Publius Vergilius Maro (Virgil)

Love is a grave mental disease.
                -- Plato

Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra, which suddenly flips
over, pinning you underneath.  At night the ice weasels come.
                -- Matt Groening, "Love is Hell"

Love is always open arms.  With arms open you allow love to come and
go as it wills, freely, for it will do so anyway.  If you close your
arms about love you'll find you are left only holding yourself.

Love is being stupid together.
                -- Paul Valery

Love is dope, not chicken soup.  I mean, love is something to be passed
around freely, not spooned down someone's throat for their own good by a
Jewish mother who cooked it all by herself.

Love is in the offing.
                -- The Homicidal Maniac

Love is like a friendship caught on fire.  In the beginning a flame, very
pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering.  As love
grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning
and unquenchable.
                -- Bruce Lee