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Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't make eight cats pull a sled through
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Cats, no less liquid than their shadows, offer no angles to the wind.
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Chihuahuas drive me crazy. I can't stand anything that shivers when it's warm.
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"Contrary to popular belief, penguins are not the salvation of modern
technology. Neither do they throw parties for the urban proletariat."
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Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think
that's how dogs spend their lives.
-- Sue Murphy
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Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
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Dogs just don't seem to be able to tell the difference between important people
and the rest of us.
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Everyone *knows* cats are on a higher level of existence. These silly humans
are just to big-headed to admit their inferiority.
Just think what a nicer world this would be if it were controlled by
You wouldn't see cats having waste disposal problems.
They don't have sexual hangups. A cat gets horny, it does something
They keep reasonable hours. You *never* see a cat up before noon.
They know how to relax. Ever heard of a cat with an ulcer?
What are the chances of a cat starting a nuclear war? Pretty neglible.
It's not that they can't, they just know that there are much better things to
do with ones time. Like lie in the sun and sleep. Or go exploring the world.
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For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat.
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Hi! You have reached 555-0129. None of us are here to answer the phone and
the cat doesn't have opposing thumbs, so his messages are illegible. Please
leave your name and message after the beep...