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Linux Pets:  16 of 51

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Linux Pets:  17 of 51

Dogs just don't seem to be able to tell the difference between important people
and the rest of us.
Linux Pets:  18 of 51

Everyone *knows* cats are on a higher level of existence.  These silly humans
are just to big-headed to admit their inferiority.
        Just think what a nicer world this would be if it were controlled by
        You wouldn't see cats having waste disposal problems.
        They're neat.
        They don't have sexual hangups.  A cat gets horny, it does something
about it.
        They keep reasonable hours.  You *never* see a cat up before noon.
        They know how to relax.  Ever heard of a cat with an ulcer?
        What are the chances of a cat starting a nuclear war?  Pretty neglible.
It's not that they can't, they just know that there are much better things to
do with ones time.  Like lie in the sun and sleep.  Or go exploring the world.
Linux Pets:  19 of 51

For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat.
Linux Pets:  20 of 51

Hi!  You have reached 555-0129. None of us are here to answer the phone and
the cat doesn't have opposing thumbs, so his messages are illegible.  Please
leave your name and message after the beep...
Linux Pets:  21 of 51

I loathe people who keep dogs.  They are cowards who haven't got the guts
to bite people themselves.
                -- August Strindberg
Linux Pets:  22 of 51

I love dogs, but I hate Chihuahuas.  A Chihuahua isn't a dog.  It's a rat
with a thyroid problem.
Linux Pets:  23 of 51

If a can of Alpo costs 38 cents, would it cost $2.50 in Dog Dollars?
Linux Pets:  24 of 51

If anyone has seen my dog, please contact me at x2883 as soon as possible.
We're offering a substantial reward.  He's a sable collie, with three legs,
blind in his left eye, is missing part of his right ear and the tip of his
tail.  He's been recently fixed.  Answers to "Lucky".
Linux Pets:  25 of 51

If you are a police dog, where's your badge?
                -- Question James Thurber used to drive his German Shepherd
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