| Linux Pets: 35 of 51 |
No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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| Linux Pets: 36 of 51 |
PENGUINICITY!!
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| Linux Pets: 37 of 51 |
Raising pet electric eels is gaining a lot of current popularity.
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| Linux Pets: 38 of 51 |
"Shelter," what a nice name for for a place where you polish your cat.
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| Linux Pets: 39 of 51 |
Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be
chewed and digested.
-- Francis Bacon
[As anyone who has ever owned a puppy already knows. Ed.]
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| Linux Pets: 40 of 51 |
Sometimes when I get up in the morning, I feel very peculiar. I feel
like I've just got to bite a cat! I feel like if I don't bite a cat
before sundown, I'll go crazy! But then I just take a deep breath and
forget about it. That's what is known as real maturity.
-- Snoopy
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| Linux Pets: 41 of 51 |
Speaking of purchasing a dog, never buy a watchdog that's on sale.
After all, everyone knows a bargain dog never bites!
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| Linux Pets: 42 of 51 |
The difference between dogs and cats is that dogs come when they're
called. Cats take a message and get back to you.
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| Linux Pets: 43 of 51 |
The main problem I have with cats is, they're not dogs.
-- Kevin Cowherd
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The only time a dog gets complimented is when he doesn't do anything.
-- C. Schulz
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