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Linux Pets:  38 of 51

"Shelter," what a nice name for for a place where you polish your cat.
 
Linux Pets:  39 of 51

Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be
chewed and digested.
                -- Francis Bacon
        [As anyone who has ever owned a puppy already knows.  Ed.]
 
Linux Pets:  40 of 51

Sometimes when I get up in the morning, I feel very peculiar.  I feel
like I've just got to bite a cat!  I feel like if I don't bite a cat
before sundown, I'll go crazy!  But then I just take a deep breath and
forget about it.  That's what is known as real maturity.
                -- Snoopy
 
Linux Pets:  41 of 51

Speaking of purchasing a dog, never buy a watchdog that's on sale.
After all, everyone knows a bargain dog never bites!
 
Linux Pets:  42 of 51

The difference between dogs and cats is that dogs come when they're
called.  Cats take a message and get back to you.
 
Linux Pets:  43 of 51

The main problem I have with cats is, they're not dogs.
                -- Kevin Cowherd
 
Linux Pets:  44 of 51

The only time a dog gets complimented is when he doesn't do anything.
                -- C. Schulz
 
Linux Pets:  45 of 51

There are many intelligent species in the universe, and they all own cats.
 
Linux Pets:  46 of 51

There's no use in having a dog and doing your own barking.
 
Linux Pets:  47 of 51

To err is human,
To purr feline.
                -- Robert Byrne
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