Linux Pets

Sometimes when I get up in the morning, I feel very peculiar.  I feel
like I've just got to bite a cat!  I feel like if I don't bite a cat
before sundown, I'll go crazy!  But then I just take a deep breath and
forget about it.  That's what is known as real maturity.
                -- Snoopy

Speaking of purchasing a dog, never buy a watchdog that's on sale.
After all, everyone knows a bargain dog never bites!

The difference between dogs and cats is that dogs come when they're
called.  Cats take a message and get back to you.

The main problem I have with cats is, they're not dogs.
                -- Kevin Cowherd

The only time a dog gets complimented is when he doesn't do anything.
                -- C. Schulz

There are many intelligent species in the universe, and they all own cats.

There's no use in having a dog and doing your own barking.

To err is human,
To purr feline.
                -- Robert Byrne

When man calls an animal "vicious", he usually means that it will attempt
to defend itself when he tries to kill it.

When the fog came in on little cat feet last night, it left these little
muddy paw prints on the hood of my car.