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Linux Science:  110 of 622

Congratulations!  You have purchased an extremely fine device that would
give you thousands of years of trouble-free service, except that you
undoubtably will destroy it via some typical bonehead consumer maneuver.
Which is why we ask you to PLEASE FOR GOD'S SAKE READ THIS OWNER'S MANUAL
CAREFULLY BEFORE YOU UNPACK THE DEVICE.  YOU ALREADY UNPACKED IT, DIDN'T
YOU?  YOU UNPACKED IT AND PLUGGED IT IN AND TURNED IT ON AND FIDDLED WITH
THE KNOBS, AND NOW YOUR CHILD, THE SAME CHILD WHO ONCE SHOVED A POLISH
SAUSAGE INTO YOUR VIDEOCASSETTE RECORDER AND SET IT ON "FAST FORWARD", THIS
CHILD ALSO IS FIDDLING WITH THE KNOBS, RIGHT?  AND YOU'RE JUST NOW STARTING
TO READ THE INSTRUCTIONS, RIGHT???  WE MIGHT AS WELL JUST BREAK THESE
DEVICES RIGHT AT THE FACTORY BEFORE WE SHIP THEM OUT, YOU KNOW THAT?
                -- Dave Barry, "Read This First!"
 
Linux Science:  111 of 622

"Consider a spherical bear, in simple harmonic motion..."
                -- Professor in the UCB physics department
 
Linux Science:  112 of 622

"Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and
if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't.  That's logic!"
                -- Lewis Carroll, "Through the Looking Glass"
 
Linux Science:  113 of 622

"Deep" is a word like "theory" or "semantic" -- it implies all sorts of
marvelous things.  It's one thing to be able to say "I've got a theory",
quite another to say "I've got a semantic theory", but, ah, those who can
claim "I've got a deep semantic theory", they are truly blessed.
                -- Randy Davis
 
Linux Science:  114 of 622

Did you hear that there's a group of South American Indians that worship
the number zero?

Is nothing sacred?
 
Linux Science:  115 of 622

Did you hear that two rabbits escaped from the zoo and so far they have
only recaptured 116 of them?
 
Linux Science:  116 of 622

Did you know that if you took all the economists in the world and lined
them up end to end, they'd still point in the wrong direction?
 
Linux Science:  117 of 622

Dimensions will always be expressed in the least usable term, convertible
only through the use of weird and unnatural conversion factors.  Velocity,
for example, will be expressed in furlongs per fortnight.
 
Linux Science:  118 of 622

Dinosaurs aren't extinct.  They've just learned to hide in the trees.
 
Linux Science:  119 of 622

Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?
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