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Did you know that if you took all the economists in the world and lined
them up end to end, they'd still point in the wrong direction?
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| Linux Science: 117 of 622 |
Dimensions will always be expressed in the least usable term, convertible
only through the use of weird and unnatural conversion factors. Velocity,
for example, will be expressed in furlongs per fortnight.
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| Linux Science: 118 of 622 |
Dinosaurs aren't extinct. They've just learned to hide in the trees.
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| Linux Science: 119 of 622 |
Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?
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| Linux Science: 120 of 622 |
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark side, and
it holds the universe together ...
-- Carl Zwanzig
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| Linux Science: 121 of 622 |
E = MC ** 2 +- 3db
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Earl Wiener, 55, a University of Miami professor of management science,
telling the Airline Pilots Association (in jest) about 21st century aircraft:
"The crew will consist of one pilot and a dog. The pilot will
nurture and feed the dog. The dog will be there to bite the
pilot if he touches anything.
-- Fortune, Sept. 26, 1988
[the *magazine*, silly!]
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| Linux Science: 123 of 622 |
Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith
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| Linux Science: 124 of 622 |
Economists can certainly disappoint you. One said that the economy would
turn up by the last quarter. Well, I'm down to mine and it hasn't.
-- Robert Orben
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Economists state their GNP growth projections to the nearest tenth of a
percentage point to prove they have a sense of humor.
-- Edgar R. Fiedler
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