Linux Science

Entropy requires no maintenance.
                -- Markoff Chaney

Enzymes are things invented by biologists that explain things which
otherwise require harder thinking.
                -- Jerome Lettvin

Eureka!
                -- Archimedes

Every little picofarad has a nanohenry all its own.
                -- Don Vonada

Every nonzero finite dimensional inner product space has an orthonormal basis.

It makes sense, when you don't think about it.

Every paper published in a respectable journal should have a preface by
the author stating why he is publishing the article, and what value he
sees in it.  I have no hope that this practice will ever be adopted.
                -- Morris Kline

Everyone knows that dragons don't exist.  But while this simplistic
formulation may satisfy the layman, it does not suffice for the scientific
mind.  The School of Higher Neantical Nillity is in fact wholly unconcerned
with what does exist.  Indeed, the banality of existence has been
so amply demonstrated, there is no need for us to discuss it any further
here.  The brilliant Cerebron, attacking the problem analytically,
discovered three distinct kinds of dragon: the mythical, the chimerical,
and the purely hypothetical.  They were all, one might say, nonexistent,
but each nonexisted in an entirely different way ...
                -- Stanislaw Lem, "Cyberiad"

Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
                -- Albert Einstein

Everything that can be invented has been invented.
                -- Charles Duell, Director of U.S. Patent Office, 1899

Everything you've learned in school as "obvious" becomes less and less
obvious as you begin to study the universe.  For example, there are no
solids in the universe.  There's not even a suggestion of a solid.
There are no absolute continuums.  There are no surfaces.  There are no
straight lines.
                -- R. Buckminster Fuller